|Posted by James X. Baccas on May 26, 2013 at 1:25 PM|
Alma Geoffberg | Los Santos, SA, Electroland ---- During an interview with Andrewland Daily Newspaper, James Baccas leaked some very questionable and scandelous materials. The interview was nothing out of the ordinary until the question of the place and date of birth of any of the Baccas Brothers was asked. Information never before known was then released for no obvious reason by James X. Baccas himself. Based on the interview, it has almost been confirmed that James was born in an unknown cornfield somewhere in Illinois. James even went as far to say that the Baccas Brothers were born in different areas of the world. Although that does seem a little peculiar, that is not the reason for the new conspiracy. James then went on to say that he and his brothers have not one place of birth, but two. The interviewer was utterly puzzled at such a claim. James said he would speak no further on the issue. Communication with the other two Baccas Brothers has been scarce in the last week; nobody seems to be able to get any word from them. Because of the Baccas Brothers' odd upbringing, nobody has a clue to if this is actually a true statement, or just another cry for attention. Every news crew in the world is making a heavy effort to try and contact anybody that has any information on the birth of any of the Baccas Brother's births. Once again, James Baccas has succesfully taken control of all the worldwide media with his seemingly uncredible claims. This leaves all of us with several questions about these three stooges: Where did the Baccas Brothers come from, how did they get here, and why is it nearly impossible to find anybody that knows anything about any of their childhoods?
*Andrewland AP contributed to this report.
**This article was written without the consent of the Baccas Brothers.